Read on for reviews from Balaclava, Torquay, Bentleigh and more:
Scorched, The Esplanade, Torquay
Sarah, her friends liked it.
Thai Cottage, High St, Cranbourne
It’s instant. I like percolated.
Instant? That is so eewwww.
Muffin Break, loads of places
Not bad. A tad inconsistent.
Batch Espresso, Carlisle St, Balaclava
Awesome. Pick of the bunch.
Las Chicas, Carlisle St, Balaclava
Awesome. It doesn’t get better.
Wall Two 80, Carlisle St, Balaclava
Awesome. Top coffee. Top atmosphere.
Lava Expresso, Carlisle St, Balaclava
Merely good. Forget about it.
Notice anything about those last four? If not, look at the address. Is there something in the water supply in Balaclava? (Maybe it’s caffeinated.)
Cafe J’adore, Centre Rd, Bentleigh
A decent brew. Bentleigh’s best?
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