Author Archives: Markk
This sounds too good to be true, but you don’t actually need to do exercise in order to get the benefits of exercise. All you need to do is convince yourself that what you do for a living is exercise! Given … Continue reading
Unbelievably Ridiculous Products Department presents Caffeinated Soap. Yes, that’s right, caffeinated soap. The caffeine is absorbed through your skin as you shower, delivering the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee per use. Also available as caffeinated body wash. So for … Continue reading
According to Answers In Genesis: Pretty scary stuff.
From the “Future Echoes” episode of Red Dwarf: RIMMER: Lister, it *has* happened. You can’t change it, any more than you can change what you had for breakfast yesterday. LISTER: Hey, it hasn’t happened, has it? It has “will … Continue reading
So there we were at a family picnic last Saturday, at the most obscure picnic area in the Dandenongs that we could find, eating ham, tomato and cheese rolls. I managed to get flour on myself, so brother Peter suggested … Continue reading
I’ve long held interest in humour originating from the long-suffering residents of Communist countries. The examples following are from Laughing Under The Covers, but I’ve seen variants of them in other places. First of all, a joke about shortages in … Continue reading