Unbelievably Ridiculous Products Department presents Caffeinated Soap. Yes, that’s right, caffeinated soap. The caffeine is absorbed through your skin as you shower, delivering the equivalent of 2 cups of coffee per use. Also available as caffeinated body wash.

So for those of you who have trouble getting up in the morning and find yourself dawdling in the shower (that’s you, Tim), perhaps rubbing caffeinated soap over every part of your body is the pick-me-up that you need.

I’d love this before morning shift.

(First spotted at a roll of the dice. More detail at Retrospectacle, which also discusses the effects of caffeine on spiders.)