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Yesterday I blogged about evil blog promotion ideas, and I mentioned breeding enormous cats. Well, dear reader, there is no reason to breed them; they’re breeding themselves and there is no way to stop them! Australia now has feral cats the size of leopards. Soon they will be the size of buildings, perhaps even of skyscrapers! What will stop them from taking over our cities?
KILLER ASTEROID UPDATE: NASA would love to track possible killer asteroids, but it has run out of cash.
PURE EVIL UPDATE: Matthew Newton wants employers to treat their employees like dogs.
HYBRIDIZATION EXPERIMENTS UPDATE: Scientists have successfully cross-bred humans with squid.