Australians all let us rejoice: Enormous feral cats coming to a town near you

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Yesterday I blogged about evil blog promotion ideas, and I mentioned breeding enormous cats. Well, dear reader, there is no reason to breed them; they’re breeding themselves and there is no way to stop them! Australia now has feral cats the size of leopards. Soon they will be the size of buildings, perhaps even of skyscrapers! What will stop them from taking over our cities?

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Markk runs iPhone application company Lyra Languages. He lives in the beachside suburbs of Melbourne, Australia with his beautiful wife and (future) children.
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