Do cats belong on planes? What do you do if you hear a “Mroaw” coming from someone’s on-board luggage? That has been the question on everyone’s minds lately, including that of Eric D. Snider, who relates his encounter with a cat on a plane as part of an epic journey across the United States, in one of his always-interesting “Snide Remarks” columns.

Also today, Pete Aldinovovic, for whom one blog just isn’t enough, has handballed a project to me. On a friend’s inactive blog, I repeatedly posted nonsense comments in order to get him to post again. After 58 comments and assistance from Sarz, this actually worked. Pete found that inspiring enough to try it with ghost blog I’m Going To Eat Everything At McDonald’s.

Can we resurrect I’m Going To Eat Everything At McDonald’s? Can I’m Going To Eat Everything At McDonald’s be rescued from oblivion? Is I’m Going To Eat Everything At McDonald’s worth saving? Does anyone even care? Dear reader, only you can answer these questions.

ANOTHER VEXING QUESTION: I went for a long walk today and got sunburnt. Who can I sue?

NEWS TO US: Farts are funny.

VIRGIN BIRTHS ARE EVIDENTLY MORE COMMON THAN WE THOUGHT: Last week, it was a Komodo dragon. This week, it’s a chimp.